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I'm clumsy, lazy, and hungry and no, I don't care what you have to say about it :) oh yeah and I'm a cat lady!

infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget


salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image


penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

image


gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion


okpals:

seriousjones:

if wrestling is fake, explain this

pound the fucking booty

okpals:

seriousjones:

if wrestling is fake, explain this

pound the fucking booty


timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you


userbar:

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money


juniorbizarre:

bellatrixisastar:

askchangelgrace:

catplanetcatplanetcatplanet:

steve don’t just accept that bullshit

that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there

That look on his face

“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”

My fucking salt talks to me.

this guy


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